Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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