That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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