I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Acid is not a monday night drug
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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