I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
