Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Please, let me fuck your mom
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
you never un-have a 4some
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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