my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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