Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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