Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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