Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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