Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
COCAINE IS GR8
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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