dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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