Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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