I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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