Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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