Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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