I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
