omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
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HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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