The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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