We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I wanna passion pit in your ass
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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