so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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