at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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