I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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