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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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