Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
