have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've blown a few things in my day
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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