When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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