So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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