I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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