Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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