That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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