Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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