Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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