I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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