Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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