I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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this hospital has no fireball
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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