dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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