Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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