what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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