he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
this will be a night to untag.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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