Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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