I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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