I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You almost got us killed.
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