How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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