I'm eating all of the evidence.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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