can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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