I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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