is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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