Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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