Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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