Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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