i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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