you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i've created a new STD.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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