wat bout pragnant strippers??
just tell him i said nine months
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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