i jhust puked up my retainher.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Every concussion has its silver lining
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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